I've met the biggest ass (the kind that constantly fart too)

Dan L, Lisa's unfortunate roommate, is the biggest ass I've met.
One that farts and blames others for it.

Me: "hey, i noticed you drank all the wine and throw out the bottle?"
Ass Dan: "no, what are you talking about. I think you drank it all and don't remember b/c you are too drunk. Haha. Oh maybe the cat drink it!"

Me: "hey just so you know, that's my milk."
Ass Dan: "are you moving out soon?"


~_~" Apparently, I am the biggest bitch in the world, according to an Ass.

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No I didn't drink your wine!
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